Beard Oil

This lightweight, non-greasy oil softens coarse hair and nourishes the skin beneath, banishing itch and flake like a true runecaster. A few drops daily keep your beard healthy, glossy, and god-tier.

💀 Hel 

Pine • Ozone • Sandalwood • Raspberry • Vanilla

Balance life and death — and your beard. Hel beard oil begins with cool pine and fresh ozone, grounding into creamy sandalwood with a whisper of sweet raspberry and vanilla. Lightweight yet powerful, it softens hair, soothes skin, and leaves you smelling dangerously divine.

Half goddess. All control.

🧠 Mimir 

Birchwood • Oud • Leather • Incense • Saffron • Smoke • Myrrh

Wise beards deserve a wise oil. Mimir beard oil is steeped in ancient knowledge, blending birchwood and oud with leather, smoke, and sacred incense. Each drop feeds your beard’s strength and leaves behind a scent that speaks of secrets too old for words.

For the bearded and the brilliant.

🛡 Lagertha 

Sandalwood • Vanilla

Simple. Strong. Sophisticated. Lagertha beard oil channels the spirit of the shieldmaiden — earthy sandalwood and smooth vanilla unite to tame your beard and soothe the skin beneath. Lightweight and non-greasy, this oil brings a warrior's polish to even the roughest edges.

Strength has never smelled so smooth.

⚡ Thor

Plum • Sea Salt • Ozone • Floral • Cardamom • Vanilla • Amber

A storm in a bottle. Thor beard oil surges with sea salt, plum, and ozone before mellowing into floral spice and amber warmth. This hydrating oil tames wild growth while charging your scent with raw power and divine appeal.

Wield your beard like Mjölnir.

🔥 Ivar 

Tobacco Leaf • Spice • Vanilla • Tonka • Dried Fruit • Light Woods

Dark, daring, and defiant. Ivar beard oil opens with smoky tobacco and spice, softened by sweet vanilla and tonka, then grounded in woods and dried fruit. Designed to condition deeply and scent boldly, this is for those who rule with fire and fury.

No legs. No mercy. Just style.